Halloween is Coming! — Mitch Teemley

Some Halloween Questions: What do vegan zombies eat? If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor? Do coffins come with lifetime guarantees? If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat? Can a hearse with a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Do witches use spell checkers? […]

via Halloween is Coming! — Mitch Teemley.

Vegan zombies? Grains, fruits, vegetables.

Ghosts? They should fall through floors.

Coffins? The lifetime warranty is only for the person using it with the warranty expiring when he or she does.

Vampires? Maybe they have hair stylists. Or, it’s comes with becoming a vampire.

Hearses? Depends on how the law is worded in the area.

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Originally from Gulfport, Mississippi. Live in Wichita, Kansas now. I suffer Bipolar I, ultra-ultra rapid cycling, mixed episodes. Blog on a variety of topics - genealogy, DNA, mental health, among others. Let's collaborateDealspotr.com
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7 Responses to Halloween is Coming! — Mitch Teemley

  1. SLIMJIM says:

    Belated Merry Christmas!

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