Some Halloween Questions: What do vegan zombies eat? If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor? Do coffins come with lifetime guarantees? If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat? Can a hearse with a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Do witches use spell checkers? […]
Vegan zombies? Grains, fruits, vegetables.
Ghosts? They should fall through floors.
Coffins? The lifetime warranty is only for the person using it with the warranty expiring when he or she does.
Vampires? Maybe they have hair stylists. Or, it’s comes with becoming a vampire.
Hearses? Depends on how the law is worded in the area.