Be careful what you wish for! If The Twilight Zone was Southern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAULsL_FR2A (around 2:31 minutes long).
There is a difference between Quick Grits and Instant Grits. To some, there is a major difference in taste. I had an aunt who fixed the wrong kind of grits for her son-in-law. He preferred whatever kind she didn’t fix. She never fixed her anything ever again. In her case, she wasn’t Southern, but her son-in-law was from the South.