What if hippos were built like greyhounds??? That would be bad. Hippos are mean. They kill more people in Africa than lions or crocodiles. Faster hippos are a bad idea.
I agree, but that won’t stop some idiot from trying to use DNA to create one. Although it would make a great RolePlaying Game (RPG), sci-fi or fantasy, creature or monster. Same for fantasy and sci-fi boardgames or wargames.
I posted this in a Tunnels and Trolls Trollhallans Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/876448375868280/. I will post it in a few other gaming groups on the off-chance somebody comes up with stats for it.