I didn’t expect to post a second item so soon, but allegedly stealing a hearse during a funeral is worth a mention. Did the guy check for a body before grabbing the hearse? If it’s at a church with the motor running, checking for a coffin should be high on the checklist, right after don’t steal a hearse at a funeral. Another thing high on the list should be don’t skip out on paying for a meal while driving a stolen hearse.
I didn’t find statistics on how often hearses are stolen, but there is bound to be a federal agency that tracks this number. A search using several search engines did dig up a number of other hearse thefts.